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FIRST TIME SEX

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist
to get some condoms... He tells the pharmacist
it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the
boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy
how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because

he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's

parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"


The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner

table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows

his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still
deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from
the boy.


Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,
the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious..'


The boy turns, and whispers back,


'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'





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hahaha thats a good one


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LOL HEARD THAT ABOUT A WEEK AGO THATS AWSOME


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Good one, I actually laughed out loud on that one..haha
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bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats great


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heard that one a few months back, still funny 
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LMFAO!!!


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lol


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lol...Id shit my pants, lol



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well atleast the dad knew he was going to use condoms. lol


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. is this a true story? lol


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thats to funny
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Lmao
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That's funny shit!!
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