everyone post your black jokes... my favorite kind hahah

Why do black people have nightmares?
Because the last one who had a dream got shot.

What's the best way to keep niggers out of your back yard?
Hang one in the front.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Mudslide
What do you call a bunch of niggers running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?

Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop!

Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.

Q: What do you get if you search for babboon in dictionary?
A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe.

Q: What is black, purple,and yellow?
A: A black person goin to church.

Q: How do they make roads in South Africa?
A: They make the black people lay down and have every other one smile.

Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.

Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!

Q: How do you break up the "Million Man March"?
A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.

Q: Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
A: He said: "If I'ze gonna be im-po-tent, I wanna looks im-po-tant."

Q: What do they do with blacks after they die?
A: Gut them and use them as wetsuits.

Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.

Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.

Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.

Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade. 

Q: What did the black kid get for christmas?
A: Your T.V

Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!

Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People

Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner

Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.

Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.

Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken.

Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR

Q: Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?
A: Because they were still monkeys

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How do you keep a nigger from going out ?
Pour more gas on him

Why dont sharks eat niggers ?
Because they think they're whale shit

Whats the differance between nigger p#ssy and a bowling ball ?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to

Whats blue and hangs in my front yard ?
My nigger an i can paint him any color i want

Why is a niggers nose flat ?
The doctor stepped on the back of his head to pull his tail off when he was born

How do you keep a nigger busy ?
Put him in a round room an tell him there's watermelon in the corner

How do you babysit a nigger ?
Wet their lips an stick em to the wall

Its true enough..... You go at a man hard enough and fast enough he doesn't have time to think about who's with him he thinks about himself and how he can get clear of the wrath thats about to set down on him
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rigwelder wrote:
How do you keep a nigger from going out ?
Pour more gas on him

Never heard that one

1989 Bronco mild 5.0 2.5t rock 16.9x24
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im not racist i own a color tv
iniviate wrote:
it's all good, i'll still pull you out.... then drive right through your ruts and not even spin a tire.

adamsoffroadperformance wrote:

he's a penis and won't share. lol

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why dont niggers like asprin?
because asprin is white and work!

why dont niggers like dog shit
because it turns white and stops stinking
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whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4.

Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead nigger in the street?
there is skid marks in front of the dog.

Whats the difference between a tire and a nigger?
a tire doesnt sing gospel songs when you put chains on it.
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Why do niggers wear their hats with flat bills?
So birds don't shit on their lips.

Sorry, I'm new here but couldn't think of a better way to say hi.
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why are niggrs so good at basketball cause they can run,jump,and steal


whats the diffrence between spotlighting a deer and spotlighting a niggr the deers eyes shine and doesnt move the niggr you gota look for the teeth and niggrs run when they see lights

niggahhhs dnt evn kno spinin 18.4-26s or spinin on the roof tryn
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what do u call som niggers hanging in a barn........ antique farming equipment

What do u call 10,000 niggers jumping off dames point bridge (jax fl) better jacksonville plan

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Whats pink and does what ever i say?
My nigger ill paint him whatever color i want! Lol
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how to keep a nigger from raping ? tell em its work !                         

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Q:what do you call black kids playing in a pile of leaves?

A: raisen brand

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Why do niggers eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
Afraid they will bite their fingers.
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whats the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?

one's on the cover of playboy, the others on the cover of national geographic!!
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i worked a call one day back when i worked for myer's well and septic for an old black woman in east gainesville. as i walked up the yard to the front door i noticed a piece of paper on the wall next to the front door. it was a laminated sheet of note book paper that read "wipe yo feets"

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Q: What's the difference between a white fairy tale and a black fairy tale? 
A: A white fairy tale starts out "Once Upon A Time"  
     A black fairy tale starts out "Yall Muthafukas Ain't gonna Believe Dis $hit"
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What goes fee fi foe foe fi fee foo??? Mike tyson giving out his phone number
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Corporal Punishment
There was a black dude in a bar having some drinks. In walks this skinny white gay guy and sits down right next to the black guy and orders a few drinks. After a while the homo looks at the black dude and says hey you want a blowjob??? The black guy gets up and punches him right off his bar stool kicks his ass and drags him outside and beats him within an inch of his life, leaves him out there and goes back to his seat. The bartender looks at him and says man leroy I havent ever seen you that mad what the hell did that guy say to you..Leroy looks at the bartender and says i dunno but it was something about getting a job!!!
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Barnyard Pimp
I know this guy thats so black he got out of his car and the oil light came on..

Why don't black kids play in a sandbox?
Because there afraid a cat may cover them up...
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