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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says hey man thats pretty cool where can I get one? The Parrot says rrrattt, Africa   theres millions of um
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Why Do Blacks Hate Country? 
Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
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Just a warning to everyone, but I really do not like "Nigger this and Nigger that" jokes here on the TGW forums.  Love the jokes in this section, no matter who they are busting on....  Just wanted to warn all of you in case your thread goes missing in the near future.

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What's at the bottom of the ocean and eats niggers? Klu Klux Klam

Why did so many niggers die in the war? When the Sgt yelled GET DOWN, they all got up and started to dance.

What's black and white and rides a horse? Leroy Rogers
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Whats black and sleeps with my daughter? 

Nothing because I'm a good father.
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im not racist i got four black tires and a color tv

how do u get a nigger out of a tree...cut the rope

what do nike and kkk have in commen...they both make niggers run faster

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73 diesel
why is there cotton in the top of a medicine bottle  .... to remind them they where Cotton pickers before drug dealers
let her eat or wish she had
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how do u get a nigger out of your back yard hang one in the front.

The only good thing that looks good on a oak tree is a flock of  niggers hanging in it like a christmas orniments.  
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What do you never wanna call a black man that starts with a 'N' and ends with a 'R'?
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Theres an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they decide they need to get rid of some weight or they will crash. To do it fairly they decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves. So they say, "Okay, all the blacks jump off." Still no one jumps. So they say, "All of the colored people jump off." Still no one jumps. Finally this little kid walks up to his dad and says, "Daddy, aren't we all three of those?" And the dad says, "Nope, today we're NIGGERS, we aint jumpin before the MEXICANS."
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oh oh i've got one...
A white girl with a nigger...  thats the joke hahaha

what do you call a sinking ship full of niggers...a good start
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Q: How many black people does it take to pave a road?
A: Depends on how heavy the roller is.

Q: When is the only time u concentrate on a black man.
A: Behind the eyepiece of your rifle.

Q: What's the difference between batman and a blackman?
A: Batman can go to the store with out robin.

Q: What's the difference between shit and a black?
A: Eventually Shit turns white and stops stinking.

Q: Is it better to be born black or gay?
A: Black - because you don't have to tell your folks.

Q: How do they say "fuck you" in Los Angeles?
A: Trust me.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An interracial couple in a car wreck.

Q: How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, it's a woman's job.

Q: What's the definition of black foreplay?
A: Don't scream or I'll kill you.

Q: How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black?
A: Ever try and take a rib from a black.

Q: Who won the race down the tunnel, the black or the Pole?
A: The Pole because the black had to stop to write "motherfucker" on the wall.

Q: What do you get when you cross a black and a groundhog?
A: 6 more weeks of basketball season.

Q: Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
A: Because of the pubic hair on their heads.

Q: Did you hear about the new black French restaurant?
A: It's called Chez What.

Q: What did Lincoln say after his five day drunk?
A: I freed whom.

Q: What's long, black and smelly?
A: The unemployment line.

Q: Why don't blacks like blowjobs?
A: They don't like any jobs.

Q: What do you get when you cross a black prostitute with a Chinese woman?
A: A broad that sucks shirts.

Q: Why do blacks raise chickens?
A: To teach their kids how to walk.

Q: How do you make a black nervous?
A: Take him to an auction.

Q: What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A: A black and Decker pecker wrecker.

Q: What do you call a black test tube baby?
A: Janitor in a drum.
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Q: A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant.
A: It's called Nacho Mama.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Eskimo with a black person?
A: A Snowblower that Doesn't work!

Q: What do you call an Negro with a peg leg?
A: Shit on a stick.

Q: What does an apple and a Negro have in common?
A: They both look soooo pretty hanging from a tree.

Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: Put his food stamps in his work boots.

Q: Why don't blacks like Tylenol?
A: They have to pick cotton to get to them.

Q: What did the black women get for getting an abortion?
A: Fat cash from crime stoppers.

Q: What does a black person get for Christmas?
A: Your bike!!!

Q: How do you keep black people out of your back yard?
A: Hang one in the front!!

Q: What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.

Q: Why do you never hit a black on a bike?
A: Because it is probably your bike.

Q: Why are black people so tall?
A: Because their knee grows.

Q: Why do black people wear hats covering their face?
A: So the birds don't shit on their lips.

Q: What is white with a black asshole?
A: The A-Team

Q: How many black people does it take to single a roof?
A: Depends on how thin you slice um.
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whats the diffreence between a nigger and batman???

batman can go to the store without Robin!!!
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strokin stepside chevy
what do you do if you see your TV floating at night tell that nigger to drop your TV
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strokin stepside chevy
why do nigger have gold teeth they are reflectors at night
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strokin stepside chevy
why do nigger have gold teeth they are reflectors at night
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Q- whats the difference between a black lady and a catfish?

A- one has whiskers and stinks and the other lives in the water

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over 4,000 views. muddawg sounds little pissed about the n word.
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