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The Budweiser Drunk,
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Budweiser he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Budweiser, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Budweiser stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Budweiser, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"


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This buds for you Taz!!!
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thats funny shit lol


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ahaha


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Funny stuff
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Good stuff
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hehe....
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