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while all you boys are cunmin and strokin im taken her to the max
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strokin stepside chevy
you know why they made dodges to keep the niggers and spics out of ford's and chevys
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Russell Scarry
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Alexander B Orlowski
Chevy, like a rock it just sits there

on quiet nights you can hear a chevy rust

GMC-Gay Mans Car

Ford-Fond Of Riding D!ck

HEMI-Huge Erection, Massive Injection

MOPAR-Mostly Overcharged Parts And Refurbished

Don't make fun of my ride, your daughter is in it.

Dodge makes it, Cummins shakes it

Don't laugh at the massive tranny in that Duramax

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timbo350 wrote:

Have yall seen the new exhaust tip thats out for the ford 6.0's it comes with A built in hook so you can hang A bucket and catch all the coolant that comes out of the tail pipe Ford says there tryin to save the enviroment with it they really do care

you do know water coming out of your tailpipe is awesome for your mother right I mean that takes the water / dew almost out of your engine so it doesn't blow up like a Dodge or some Ford but hey Ford's are still flawed way more than Chevy or Dodge
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F - Fucker
O - Only
R - Runs
D - Downhill.

C - Can't
H - Haul,
E - Engine
V - Vulnerable,
R - Reeks
O - Of
L - Leakage
E - Every
T - Time.

D - Dead
O - On
D - Delivery,
G - Go
E - Easy.

This'll be one of the few times I seem too optimistic, but hey, if you can poke fun at all, you can enjoy all.
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$howme wrote:
Henry Ford dies and goes to Heaven.
At the gate, St Peter tells Henry Ford: "Well, you've been such a good guy, invented the car, changed the world. As a reward you can hang out with anybody in Heaven of your choice."
So Henry Ford thinks about it and says: "I would like to hang out with God himself?"
So St Peter takes him directly to God's thrown and Henry Ford starts by saying: "God, I don't want to sound biased, but you have some major design flaws in Your invention, the Woman.
1. There's too much front end protrusion
2. It chatters at high speeds
3. The rear end wobbles too much
4. The intake is too close to the exhaust."
"HMMMM" says God and goes over to the Celestial Super Computer, types in a few key strokes, and waits for the results.
He then turns to Henry Ford and says; "It may be that My invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer more men are riding My invention then your's".

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That's officially the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life. Whether you found that somewhere or came up with it yourself, good fuckin job.
(I tried to put the reply in with the quote, but for some reason it wouldn't work.)
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