MUDFISH
Lets hear you ford,chevy and dodge jokes!

yall know im a ford man so i`ll start it off

How do you get a chevy to go 0 - 60 in 3 second? push it off a cliff

Chevy guys "Found on road dead" is SO old come up with some thing new please lol
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JonZ71
ford, fu<ked over rebuilt dodge.
Deland, Fl
98 Chevy SAS, D60HP Kingpin, 14BSF, TruTrac, 4.88's, Crossover steering, 35" Toyo M/T
Some guys think that if you got a cooler car that your better then other guys; Those guys are right. - Adam Farrara
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ButchieBear
Cracked
Head
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Engine
Ticks


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JonZ71
for
our
retard
drivers
Deland, Fl
98 Chevy SAS, D60HP Kingpin, 14BSF, TruTrac, 4.88's, Crossover steering, 35" Toyo M/T
Some guys think that if you got a cooler car that your better then other guys; Those guys are right. - Adam Farrara
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Road Trip
Can't
Handle
Even
Very
Ragged
Out
Little
Engine
Trucks

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Road Trip
Poor
Old
N!gger
Thinkin'
It's
A
C
adillac
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JonZ71
fags
only
ride
dicks

Deland, Fl
98 Chevy SAS, D60HP Kingpin, 14BSF, TruTrac, 4.88's, Crossover steering, 35" Toyo M/T
Some guys think that if you got a cooler car that your better then other guys; Those guys are right. - Adam Farrara
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Road Trip
But since I'm a Chevy man to the core, and I've had some of the coolest Pontiacs you ever saw, here's one:

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
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boggfrogg
 FIND 
ON 
REDNECKS 
DRIVEWAY 
 
FLIP 
OVER 
READ 
DIRECTIONS

CRACKED 
 HEAD 
EVERY 
VALES 
RATTLE
OIL
LEAKS 
EVERY 
TIME 
tall and thin gets u in but short and fat is where it is at
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Shaun (yota)
Fvckin
Owner
Real
Dumb

Take
Off
Your
Oversized
Tires
A$$hole

Gay
Mans
Coach

Black
Mans
Wish
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Shaun (yota)

Acura: Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Acura: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Acura: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Acura: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Acura: Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Acura: Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?

Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Beetle: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine

BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW: Big Money Waste
BMW: Big Money Works
BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy.
BMW: Break My Windows
BMW: Broken Money Waster
BMW: Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Brutal Money Waster
BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW: Big Money Waster
BMW: Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
BMW: Bowel Movement Wagon

Buick: Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Buick: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Buick: Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean

Camaro: Can't America Make A Real One?

Chevrolet: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Chevorlet: Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time

Chevy: Charged Heavily
Chevy: Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet

Chrysler: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Chrysler: Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's

Citroen: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

Dodge: Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dodge: Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

Datsun: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

Fiat: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Fiat: Failure in Automotive Technology
Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fiat: Fix It Again Tony?
Fiat: Fix It All the Time
Fiat: F*ck in a Taxi.

Ford: F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Ford: F**ker Only Runs Downhill
Ford: F*cked on Race Day
Ford: F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
Ford: First On Recall Day
Ford: First on race day
Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford: Found on road dead
Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Ford: F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
Ford: (backwards)       Driver Returns On Foot

GM: General Mistake
GMC: Garage Man's Companion
GMC: Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC: Get More Chicks
GMC: Got More Crap
GMC: Grungy Merchandise
GMC: Got Mechanic Coming

G.T.I.: Got Tossers Inside

Honda: Helping Out Nips Destroying America
Honda: How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Honda: Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Honda: Hand Over Dollars to Asians

Jaguar: Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail

Jeep: Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts
Jeep: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Jeep: Just Eat Every Pickle.
Jeep: Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Jeep: Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jeep: Jumps Everything Ever Parked

Mazda: Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly

Mopar: Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar: Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar: Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mopar: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Mopar: Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars

Nissan: Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare
Nissan: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon

Oldsmobile: Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Oldsmobile: Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel

Pinto: Put In New Transmission Often

Plymouth: Pontiac       Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
Plymouth: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac

Porsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Porsche: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Porsche: Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Porsche: Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

SAAB: Stupid, Arrogant A$$hole Babies
SAAB: Such an arrogant bastard!
SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

Subaru: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium

Toyota: Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All

Triumph: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

VW: Very Worthless

STP: Stop Those Pistons.

E.F.I.: Extra F*cking Insurance

BOW TIE: Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines

NAPA: Never Any Parts Available.

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boggfrogg
found 
off 
road 
digging 

garage
man
companion
tall and thin gets u in but short and fat is where it is at
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ButchieBear
how do you double the resale value of a chevy? fill the tank up
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JonZ71
how do you double the value of a ford? make it into a coke can
Deland, Fl
98 Chevy SAS, D60HP Kingpin, 14BSF, TruTrac, 4.88's, Crossover steering, 35" Toyo M/T
Some guys think that if you got a cooler car that your better then other guys; Those guys are right. - Adam Farrara
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MUDFISH

Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.

Q: How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the Ford towing it.

Q. Whats the difference between a Chevy and a Tampon?
A. A tampon comes with its own tow rope

Q. Why do Chevys have magnetized bumpers
A. To pick up the parts that fall off

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Dave
Mostly
Old
People
And
Rednecks
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JonZ71
the reason i work for ford instead of chevy is because fords always break down so therefore will always have work to do
Deland, Fl
98 Chevy SAS, D60HP Kingpin, 14BSF, TruTrac, 4.88's, Crossover steering, 35" Toyo M/T
Some guys think that if you got a cooler car that your better then other guys; Those guys are right. - Adam Farrara
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ButchieBear
the one good thing about chevy owners is that their tools never get rusty
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JonZ71

your right cause we are always helping the less fortunate with fords and dodges

Deland, Fl
98 Chevy SAS, D60HP Kingpin, 14BSF, TruTrac, 4.88's, Crossover steering, 35" Toyo M/T
Some guys think that if you got a cooler car that your better then other guys; Those guys are right. - Adam Farrara
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Popcorn501
On a Quiet night you can here a ford rust!!
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