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timbo350

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Hey MUDFISH when you wake up from wettin the bed and dreamin just remember the only thing good about that ford of yours is those axles and tires they are just as easy to put under my truck !!!!!!!! its all in good fun though


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dodges arent that bad this is the line up

1: chevys

2: toyotas

3: dodge

4: bicycle

5: skateboard

6: rollerskates

7: city bus

8: hitchin

9: A camel with or without the toe

10:ford and you will still have to work on it to get were your goin!!!!

 


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the only good thing about dodge is the cummins and that isnt even theirs
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toyota42

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JEEP:

 

Just

Empty

Every

Pocket

 

Jiggle

Every

Electrical

Part

 

Just

Everyone

Elses

Parts

 

FORD:

 

Found

On

Road

Dead

 

F***er

Only

Runs

Downhill

 

Fix

Or

Repair

Daily

 

F***ed

Over

Reworked

Dodge

 

Acura - Apparently Cheap U-joints Replaced Again
MDX - My Driveshaft Xploded
AM General - Apparently My Girth Enables Neophytes to End Rollovers At Last
Hummer - Huge Unwieldy Monster Mashes Every Rock
Asuna - Annoyingly Slow Under Normal Acceleration
BMW - Break My Windows / Bought My Wife
Buick - Butt-Ugly Imitation Cadillac Kitsch
Rendezvous - Roads Easily Negotiated Demand Extra Zeal; Vibration Overwhelms Unsuspecting Simpleton
Cadillac - Crashed After Driver Intercepted Low-Level Air Craft
Escalade - Embarrassed Stockbrokers Can Always Lie About Dead Electronics
Chevrolet - Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Avalanche - After Victims Acquire Lease, Annoying Noises Constantly Heard Everywhere
Blazer - Bought Lemon; A Zillion Electrical Recalls
Silverado - Seized Injectors Lack Velocity; Exciting Roll Abruptly Detains Owner
Suburban - Stretched Useless Blazer Uses Rusty Bolts And Nails
Tahoe - Total Amateur Hates Onerous Electronics / Take A Hike, Or Else
Daihatsu - Damages Axles In Highly Advanced Technical Situations, Unfortunately
Rocky - Rolled Over Cliff; Keep Yanking
Dodge - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dakota - Damned Amateurs, Keep Out of Tough Areas
Durango - Drives Unusually Rough And Never Goes Offroad
Ram - Replace All Motors / Really Awful Mechanicals
Ramcharger - Radiator And Motor Can't Handle A Relatively Gentle Easy Road
Ford - Forget Off Road Driving / Found On Rocks Disabled / Flip Over, Read Directions / or upside down: Driver Returns On Foot / Damaging Rust Overwhelms Frame
Bronco - Body Rust Overwhelms New Car Owner
Escape - Easy Sidehills Can Alter People's Expectations
Excursion - Expansive Xenophiliac's Cursed Urban Ride Slowly Impairs Owner's Neurons
Expedition - Exorbitant Xeroxed Product Embarrasses Driver Incessantly; Tow It Out Now
Explorer - Expansive Xeric Pastures Leave Our Ride Easily Rolled
Ranger - Retarded Accelleration Needlessly Gets Engine Roaring / Reverse And Neutral Gears Explode Rapidly
Geo - Gross Exhaust Odour
Tracker - Tough Road Action Creates Knocking Engine Rods
GMC - Got a Mechanic Coming? / Get My Come-along / Garbage Master Cylinder / or upside down: Couldn't Make the Grade / Corroding in My Garage
Denali - Docile Engine Needs A Little Injection
Envoy - Expensive New Vehicle Of Yuppies
Jimmy - Jump Into My Mother's Yacht
Sonoma - Suddenly Overturned Near Old Mainline Access
Yukon - Yelling Usually Keeps Owners Nonviolent
Holden - High Output Lights Drain Energy Notoriously
Frontera - Frightening Roll-Over Necessitates Training; Engine Rattles Annoyingly
Jackaroo - Junky Air Conditioning Keeps All Registered Owners Oblivous
Honda - Had One, Never Did Again
CRV - Crappy Recalled Vehicle / Crying Reveals Victim
Pilot - Painfully Inadequate Loser Overturns Truck
Hyundai - Help! Yells Unimpressed Newbie, Disappointed After Introduction
Santa Fe - Sluggish Automobile Notoriously Tepid And Fools Everyone / Sad Attempt Not Too Advanced, Fails Early
Isuzu - It Slowly Undermines Ziebart's Undercoating
Amigo - Aliens Might Investigate Grabbing One
Rodeo - Rides On Dry Earth Only
Trooper - Towing Recommended Out Of Pitifully Easy Rocks
Vehicross - Very Easy Hill Invites Crazy Roll Over Side Slopes
Jeep - Just Enough Extra Parts / Jinxed Engine Eats Pistons / Jerks Exploring Every Pasture / Joke Electronics Exceptionally Poor / Just Empty Every Pocket
CJ - Cheap Junk / Children's Jeep / Childish Joke / Claim Jumper
Grand Cherokee - Grandmother's Ride Allows No Droop; Can't Hear Expensive Radio Over Knocking Engine and Exhaust
Liberty - Laughable Inferior Box Easily Rolls, Terrifying You
MJ - My Junk / Motor's Junk / Mom's Jeep / Moronic Jerk
Scrambler - Sad Crawl Ratio Always Makes Boring Life Excitingly Real
Renegade - Rolls Easily, Negating Emergency Gear And Destroying Everything
TJ - Tomorrow's Junk / Tow Job / Try Jacking / Transmission Jammed / Total Joke
Wagoneer - Willfully Atrocious Garbage; Obviously No Engineering Expertise Required
XJ - Xeno Junk
YJ - Yesterday's Junk / You Jerk / Yuppy's Jeep
ZJ - Zero Juice / Zoological Joke
Kia - Keep It Away / Killed in Action / Know It All   (Ayeee!)
Sportage - Stupid Psychotic Owner Roasts Transmission And Gets Embarrassed
Lada - Lost And Dumfounded Again
Niva - No Inherent Value at All
Land Rover - Laughing At New Driver, Rolled On Very Easy Road
County - Crazily-Overpriced Unit Normally Taxi's Yokels
Defender - Driver Easily Forgets Everything; Normally Disabled on Every Rock
Discovery - Driver Ignorant; Saves Cash to Own a Very Expensive Ride for Yuppies
Range Rover - Replace All New Gears Eventually; Risk Of Violently Exploding Rear
Lincoln - Lousy Incompetant Numbskull Crashes; Obviously Legally Negligent
Navigator - Not A Very Interested Glance At This Overpriced Ride
Mazda - Mindless Automaton Zipping Dangerously Along
MPV - Mind Painfully Vacant
Navajo - Not A Vehicle A Judge Owns
Tribute - Terrifying Roll Into Bushes Ultimately Totalled Exterior
Mercedes - Many Easily Roll & Careen Effortlessly Down Endless Slopes
ML - More Lift / Money Lost / Moronic Loser
Unimog - Uncomfortable Noisy Imposing Monstrosity Often Grinds
Mercury - My Easily-Rolled Car Usually Requires Yanking
Mountaineer - Man Overjoyed Until New Transmission And Injectors Negate Electronics, Exploding Rapidly
Mitsubishi - Mournfully I've Tried Spending Unlimited Bucks; I Still Hate It
Montero - My Overrated New Truck Easily Rolls Over
Pajero - Poorly-Assembled Junk; Engine Replaced Often
Nissan - Now I'm Stuck, Send Another Nissan
Pathfinder - People Assume These High-Flying Idiots Normally Drive Easy Roads
Patrol - Phone A Taxi; Ripped Off Leafs
Hardbody - Happy And Retarded Driver Basically Only Delivers Yuppies
Frontier - Foolish Registered Owner Needs To Investigate Engine Replacement
Murano - Many Unnecessary Repairs Aggravate New Owners
Xterra - Xtreme Terrain Easily Rolls Risky Auto
Oldsmobile - Overpriced Leisurely-Driven Sport-ute, Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment / Oh Look Dear, Some Massive Oil-Burning Idiot's Leaking Everywhere
Bravada - Beats Riding A Very Ancient Dodge Aspen
Pontiac - Parting Out Now, Totalled It After Collision
Sunrunner - Some Unsuspecting Newbie Rolls Uncontrollably on Nice Normal Easy Roads
Saturn - Slow Americans Take Unmarked Roads Nowhere
Vue - Very Ugly Exterior / Very Useless Engine
Subaru - Something Usually Breaks And Renders it Useless
Brat - Beats Riding A Tricycle
Outback - Obviously Useless Transmission Breaks; Air Conditioning Kills
Suzuki - Slid Under Zooming Unimog; Killed Instantly
Grand Vitara - Grossly Restricted Articulation Normally Denotes Very Interesting Time At Rocky Areas
Samurai - Small Automobile Makes Urinals Really Appear Immense
Sidekick - Slow Ineffectual Deathtrap Endangers Kin In Collision Knockout
Tatra - Terrifyingly-Abominable Trash Receptable Approaches
Volvo - Very Old Lady's Vehicle Only
Laplander - Last And Probably Lowest-Achieving National Defense Emergency Ride
Willys - We Invariably Like Long Yank Straps / What Incompetent Losers Like, Yes Siree
Toyota - Tipped Over, Yanked Out To Asphalt
Highlander - Hopelessly Incompetent Grandpa Hates Lifts And Needs Daily Energy Ration
Land Cruiser - Lost And Needs Directions, Can't Return Until Idiot Searches Every Road
RAV4 - Really Awful Valueless 4wheeler
Tundra - Totally Uncoordinated New Driver Rolls Always
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90chevy396

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THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A CHEVY REPAIRING FORDS HAS BOUGHT ME A LOT OF CHEVYS


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90chevy396

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FUNNY THING IS THE PRICE I GOT OUT OF MY CHEVY I BOUGHT 2 FORDS, AND A TRAILER
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MUDFISH

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Reply with quote  #47 
think i struck a nerve there
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Originally Posted by timbo350

Hey MUDFISH when you wake up from wettin the bed and dreamin just remember the only thing good about that ford of yours is those axles and tires they are just as easy to put under my truck !!!!!!!! its all in good fun though

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ButchieBear

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Reply with quote  #48 
those axles are easy to put underneath any truck but they dont reach their full potential unless theyre under a ford
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those axles are easy to put underneath any truck but they dont reach their full potential unless theyre under a ford

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funny that fords are so good when you get ford and chevy guys together chevy guys can run there motors with stock crank/rods well past 6000 lets see ford do that for long!

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funny that fords are so good when you get ford and chevy guys together chevy guys can run there motors with stock crank/rods well past 6000 lets see ford do that for long!

it takes hp to break parts ,someting stock chevys dont have ,i ran a stock rod and crank 460 in my drag car for 2 yrs @ 7000 rpms around 250 passes ,it ran 10.0s 1/4 .when chevy boys try to build a ford it just dont work !!

 


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ButchieBear

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wow whan fordman580 speaks he makes a point lol
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cnoswalt78

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Ivbuilt both and had a cast pist on 350 sbchevy in the 10s

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i love fords but dispise the international 6.0 here are a few i have for that:

6 point slow    6 oh no    6 leaker   6 no go    6 hell no    6 goes blow 

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I dont think ok is gonna be good enough.
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GetSomeWhiteKnight

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for you chevy boys they are like a rock: heavy, ugly, and made to be on the side of the road.

the only thing that runs good in a dodge is the owners mouth

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JUNKYARDKUSTOMS

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I GOT THE BEST OF ALL .MY DODGE IS SO INBRED I HAVE TO PULL MY PARTS LIST OUT WHENE I WORK ON IT
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cnoswalt78

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and dose anyone know where 202 valves come from????????
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Henry Ford dies and goes to Heaven.
At the gate, St Peter tells Henry Ford: "Well, you've been such a good guy, invented the car, changed the world. As a reward you can hang out with anybody in Heaven of your choice."
So Henry Ford thinks about it and says: "I would like to hang out with God himself?"
So St Peter takes him directly to God's thrown and Henry Ford starts by saying: "God, I don't want to sound biased, but you have some major design flaws in Your invention, the Woman.
1. There's too much front end protrusion
2. It chatters at high speeds
3. The rear end wobbles too much
4. The intake is too close to the exhaust."
"HMMMM" says God and goes over to the Celestial Super Computer, types in a few key strokes, and waits for the results.
He then turns to Henry Ford and says; "It may be that My invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer more men are riding My invention then your's".


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finest
off
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