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HE ASKED THE BAR TENDER WHATS THE JAR OF HUNDREDS ON THE COUNTER WAS FOR ,THE BAR TENDER REPLIES,YOU HAVE TO DO 4 THINGS AND YOU CAN WIN THAT JAR OF HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS, THE GUY ASKED WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO ,THE BAR TENDER REPLIES PUT A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL IN THE JAR FIRST. THEN THE FIRST THING YOU HAVE TO DO IS DRINK THIS WHOLE PITCHER OF BEER STRAIGHT,WAIT 10 MINUTES ,KNOCK THAT BIG ASS BOUNCER OUT,AFTER THAT THERE IS THIS MEAN ASS PITBULL OUTBACK WITH AN ABSESSED TOOTHE AND YOU HAVE TO PULL IT,AND THE LAST THING IS YOU GOTTA GO UP STAIRS AND HAVE SE- WITH THIS 90 YEAR OLD WOMAN.DO ALL THAT YOU WIN THE JAR WITH THE 100DOLLAR BILLS .
THE GUY HALF DRUNK BY NOW SAYS ILL TRY IT. HE PUTS HIS 100 IN THE JAR DRINKS THE PITCHER OF BEER , STAGGERING GOES OVER TO THE BOUNCER KNOCKS HIM OUT ,GOES OUT BACK OF THE BAR AND EVERYONE IN THE BAR HEARS THE DOG YELPIN SQUEELIN WHINING, AND THEN THE GUY WALKS BACK IN THE BAR AND ASKS NOW WHERES THE 90 YEAR OLD LADY WITH THE ABSESSED TOOTH 
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Bahahahaha! Good one!


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