Axlesnapin
It was last Saturday and I was at the bar. My shitty boss made me work late Friday and then early Saturday morning. Then I was laid off at the end of the day. Needless to say I was pretty upset and in need of a good long night at the bar. 

I got there straight from work at 6.30 and sat at the bar. You were a few stools down and there was a few people between us. About 11.30 there was only a few of us left and you moved down to the stool next to me and we casually chatted for the next hour before you started making advances at me. First off, I was very drunk at this point. That's important for you to understand. 

Now, one of two things went horribly wrong here. Either I was so drunk that anything I said was impossible to understand or you were too drunk to put two and two together. You see, when I kept saying things like "thank you but I'm not like that" and "I'm not gay" it's because I thought you were a man. So naturally when you(who I thought was a man) tried to kiss me I believed it was time to fight and I punched you. I admit I SHOULD NOT have tried any wwe moves after that but I'm not a very good fighter and I was in attack mode. 

Enter the large biker type guys playing pool in the back. If I would have known they were your brothers, I would've made out with you even if I thought you were a dude. Long story short, I hope that my 3 broken ribs and my missing tooth(it's right in the front by the way) are enough to make us even. I would still like to be friends and hopefully we can look back on this and laugh one day. I don't want to date but we can drink beer and lift weights or fish or something. Hope to hear from you
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slightlytrashy
OMG please be TRUE!!!!!! hahaha priceless!
Southern By The Grace of GOD!!!
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Axlesnapin
You would hope that haha! Where been buddy? Building a bad as truck I hope
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slightlytrashy
Been working gettin ready to head to Texas for a week. My trucks been parked, I4 got another motor from me lol scattered that 350 i built might have been a little heavy on the loud pedal lol. Got a 400 sbc im building for it now. What you been up to other than gettin worked over in gay bars! haha [biggrin]
Southern By The Grace of GOD!!!
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Mud Slanger
I have yet to be that drunk but I will keep trying. lol
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