Obama got out of the shower and
was drying off when he looked in the mirror
and noticed that he was white from the neck
to the top of his head.
In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning
white all over, he called his doctor and told
him what had happened.
The doctor advised him to come to his
After an examination, the doctor mixed a
concoction of brown liquid, gave it to
Barack, and told him to drink it all.
Barack drank the concoction and said,
"That tasted like bullshit!"
"It was." the doctor replied,
"You were a quart low."