Corporal Punishment
why didnt the skeleton cross the road.....Cause he has no guts!

lets see whatcha got!
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hillbillyhomework
A skeleton walks in a bar and orders a beer and a mop 
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Corporal Punishment
where does the one legged woman work....ihop. what do you call her...ilean
what is the one legged chineese womans name...iween
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fordb0y75

what kind of cheese isnt yours.........nacho cheese!

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his own weight.
Theodore Roosevelt
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fordb0y75
what do you call 4 mexican bullfighters sinking in quik sand.....quatro sinko
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his own weight.
Theodore Roosevelt
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fordb0y75
why does a lion lick its azz..........to get rid of the n!gger taste
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his own weight.
Theodore Roosevelt
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uzi96
a guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says "you can come in but dont start anything"
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Trailridin'
This fella and a giraffe walk into a bar, giraffe falls asleep on the floor. Bartender asks "ay! whats that lyin there?" Fella says "thats not a lion its a giraffe"
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THAT GUY!!
What do you call 2 mexicans playin basketball??


Juan on Juan.
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Captain R.P.M.

Hear about the moron that got an AM radio?
It took him a month to realize he could play it at night.

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Captain R.P.M.
What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep
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Poboyztoys
obama
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Corporal Punishment
What did the nigger next door get for christmas.....\


MY BIKE
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Corporal Punishment

Two guys were walking down a street and seen a dog licking his balls. The one guy says man I wish I could do that....the other guy says you want me to hold his head so he dont bite you!

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Barnyard Pimp

How do u keep a nig from raping a white woman? Throw him a basketball

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Corporal Punishment
How come chickens dont wear underwear?????

Cause there peckers are on there face!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Barnyard Pimp

What did one lesbian frog say to another lesbian frog? Hey we do tast like chicken. 

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hillbillyhomework
How much do pirates pay to have there ears pierced?? A buccaneer ...ooooooohhhh
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Trailridin'
A blond walked into a bar, and said OW!
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Trailridin'
Police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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