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How do you know when an arab matures????

They take the daiper off their ass and put it on their head!!

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5000 men were surveyed as to why they like blowjobs.

 

1% liked the warmth.

2% liked the sensation.

3% liked the eroticism.

94% just liked the peace and quiet



 

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Corporal Punishment

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Did you hear about the cook that got arrested?????

He got caught beating an egg

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Bubba and Cletus were drinking
And bubba turns to Cletus and says "if I had sex with your wife and we had a baby behind your back would that make us kin?"
And Cletus thought about it a bit and said
" I don't know if it would make us kin but it sure would make us even!"

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Q: What did cindarella say when she got to the ball? 
A: Make gagging and choking sound
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what dose a gay horse eat?
hhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy

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BABY NIG GOES TO HEAVEN NOTICE HE HAS WINGS ,TELLS GOD LOOK IM A ANGEL ,GODS LIKE NO YOU NIG YOUR A BAT NOW FLY OFF

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What do you call a black hitchhiker?
Stranded!

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What kind of cars do frogs drive



Hoprods

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Road Trip

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus Rex clap his hands?

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Because he's dead.
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JustCallMeDrew

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lol that was a good one
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I'm going to a benefit for women without legs!! Anyone wanna go with?? Its supposed to be crawling with pu$$y!!
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Road Trip

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^^ That's good.

WHAT'S BROWN AND STICKY?

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A STICK.
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when you look in the mirror, you get a hard on,
because even your dick thinks your a pussy!

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Why do niggers go to the liberty bell? Because they think it's got crack in it.
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Q:Where do generals keep their armies?
A:In their sleevies.

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A penguin takes his car to a mechanic and says "Hey buddy can you look at my car? Its leaking fluid everywhere. " The mechanic says "Sure. You can wait inside or across the street while I check it out." The penguin looks and notices an ice cream shop across the street and rushes over. After an hour of eating ice cream the penguin comes back to check on the mechanics progress. The mechanic sees the penguin walk over and greets him "It looks like you blew a seal." The penguin (wiping his face) says " Oh no! Its just ice cream. "
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Q:Whats the difference between pink and purple?
A:The grip.

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Originally Posted by 84mudhorse
Q:Where do generals keep their armies? A:In their sleevies.


Perfect joke for this thread.  Well done.
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What's black, white, and red all over?


A penguin that fell down a flight of stairs. 
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